I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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