good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
