Its about making memories worth repressing
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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