Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We got so high we made milksteak
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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