Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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