Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
i think i just lost a toe
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
