Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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