uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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