And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You had me at "let me see your balls"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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