My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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