I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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