It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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