after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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