Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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