just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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