On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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