Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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