She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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