Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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