They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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