that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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