im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Randomize
