I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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