He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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