She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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