Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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