Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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