i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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