I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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