rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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