Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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