the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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