if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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