I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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