Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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