i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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