Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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