But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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