Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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