yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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