Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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