I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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