oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
