dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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