your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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