That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
is that a dick in a sweater?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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