Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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