She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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