I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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