We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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