i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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