so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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