ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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